Dicks

I work in a company of good old boys. They aren't old really, any of them. It's just that the owner is chauvinistic, and so it is a learned behavior that spreads like wildfire amongst the rest of them.

All of the people of "position" here are men. It's like a secret club. You never really know what any of them are doing. The rest of us go around, much like mothers, picking up after them and fixing whatever it is they screwed up or didn't finish that day.

Until I worked here I really didn't know how special it is to have a dick.

I just returned from the mall across the street. It is full of students on break for the Easter holiday. I noticed one very tall young man strutting the mall in his low slung, baggy pants and he kept touching himself. Down there. Checking on it, I guess.

Do dicks fall off?

Cause that would certainly explain the variety of them I have seen in those adult (ahem) bookstores.