"Suck"er
To the guy waiting in line behind me at the bank:
That round ball on a stick?
Yeah, that's called a sucker.
Not a cruncher.
If you insist on eating it that way, please stand more than one foot away from my left ear.
That round ball on a stick?
Yeah, that's called a sucker.
Not a cruncher.
If you insist on eating it that way, please stand more than one foot away from my left ear.
2 Comments:
At 11:03 AM, Cricket said…
I am so tired of people crowding me in line. I had it happen in the pharmacy recently, which - like a bank - should be a pretty private place.
Admittedly, I am a bitch with a very sensitive body space, but I hear ya loud and crunchy.
At 9:51 AM, Anonymous said…
as usual you make me LAUGH!!
now
??
since I dont have your email:
Ive mentioned I wanna to a tattoo of emmas HANDPRINT but I cant see to get a print...do I need to wait until shes older to get a nonblurred one?
suggestions oh wise tattooooone?
Carla
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