Should I sleep with one eye open?
Last May I had a mole removed that turned out to be highly irregular, but benign. Now I go back for twice yearly checkups to make sure the other suspicious moles aren't changing.
The doctor gave me the normal blah blah about using sunscreen, which I promised to do, and then FORBADE me to use a tanning bed ever again.
Okay, forbade is a bit strong. But, at the time, she did put the fear of G-d in me.
Well, that was ten months ago. Spring is in the air. I'm whiter than white.
MFH gave me a gift certificate to a tanning salon in my Christmas sock.
Either he's poo-pooing the doctor, or he's put a death wish on me.
The doctor gave me the normal blah blah about using sunscreen, which I promised to do, and then FORBADE me to use a tanning bed ever again.
Okay, forbade is a bit strong. But, at the time, she did put the fear of G-d in me.
Well, that was ten months ago. Spring is in the air. I'm whiter than white.
MFH gave me a gift certificate to a tanning salon in my Christmas sock.
Either he's poo-pooing the doctor, or he's put a death wish on me.
posted by Well-heeled mom @ 3:00 PM
5 Comments:
At 4:17 PM,
Michelle Smiles said…
Hmmm...maybe you should hide the sharp objects while you sleep.
At 6:00 PM,
DD said…
Not to bring on the doom and gloom, but I would see if you can exchange he GC for spa services and just buy yourself some sunless tanning lotion.
Strangely, I'm still a little envious as my husband wouldn't even notice much less get me a GC.
At 6:15 PM,
Not-So-Normal-Mom said…
Maybe you should have someone try any food that he prepares for you before you eat it.
At 8:29 PM,
[] said…
White is the new bronze!
But if you look like a ghost, what dd said.
At 1:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
Yep I would sleep with one eye open! But then again, sometimes men just don't get it.
Julie
http://thelussierfamily.blogspot.com/
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