Get A Room

Dear Mr. Attorney and Ms. Rich Widow,

Please don't think I'm ungrateful that you came into our fine establishment to write your big check, when you could have gone elsewhere. We are happy to have your business and your dead husband's money.

However, I had to venture downstairs three times while you were here only to see you behaving like a couple of teenagers on your first date at a drive in movie.

There are many fine places around our fair city that would be suitable for your noontime tryst. Become familiar with one of them.

Respectfully,
The Head Bitch