Just Stab Me in the Neck with a Fork

It's obvious that you enjoy your gum.

I, however, do not.

From my office, which is next to yours and separated by a wall, I can hear you snapping and popping away.

Apparently it's an inherited trait, since your very sweet teenaged daughter that also works here chews her gum in exactly the same way.

SPIT IT OUT.

Seriously.