Molly Manhands........Update

Molly first interviewed here somewhere around May 17 as near as I can recall. Remember Molly? The BIG pretty girl with voluptuous lips, huge hands, and no butt? We had her back for a second interview on June 2, where she won the approval of everyone involved in the hiring process. (She was interviewed the second time offsite, so I was not able to discreetly look for an Adam's apple.)

As is the way here at Company That Sells Expensive Backyard Accessories, we waited until June 9 to offer her the job.

She declined.

We can only speculate as to the reason why she decided not to work here, but do you think it could have anything at all to do with the fact that it took us three weeks to make a decision???

It was a retail sales position for crying out loud, not heading up the Secret Service.