His attempt at sweet talk

So it's fair season up here in Montana, along with it being August and all, and that guarantees a lot of afternoon lightning storms.

My patio door was open allowing the rain to splatter into the house and onto my floor.

Because I am a female, and therefore the only one in the house that can see this happening, I close the door and get on my hands and knees to wipe up the water.

MFH is sitting in his chair playing Guitar.Hero.....facing my butt in the air.

"You have never been more attractive to me!" he says.